Joke- Admission

A student failed JAMB 5 tyms. 1 day, she
travelled 2 visit her frnd in UNILORIN, she fell sick
& was admitted to a hospital there. She later
called her mum & said...

GIRL: Hello ma
MUM:Dat place is silent, where ar u?
GIRL: I'm in UNILORIN
MUM: Oluwa o se o
GIRL: I was admitted
MUM: Jesu o se o, Olorun ti doju ti ogun ile wa ti
ko fe kio kawe (laughing & dancing)
GIRL: Malaria ni
MUM: Malaria ni course ti won fun e, course gidi
ni o, kawe e daadaa o
GIRL: I would b discharged 2moro MUM: Olorun
ma je, 4 yrs lo ma lagbara olohun.