Funny people on my WhatsApp list.
1. Someone on his status "Sleeping" since 3 days.
He's probably dead.
2. Someone is "Driving" since 5 days! I guess he
hasn't reached Dubai!!!
3. Someone's status is "Happy" since 1month.
Living in Paradise I guess?
4. Someone is always "Available".
How free are you?
5. From first day their status is, "Hey there! I'm
using WhatsApp"
I Know, that's why you're on my list!
6. Someone writes "Urgent calls only".
Don't get it... Are you in the police or ambulance
service?
7.
Someone says, "Can't talk, WhatsApp only". Dude then throw away your phone, you're not using the phone's Primary function. 8. Someone is "At the movies" for the past 6 weeks. Either he owns the theater or sells popcorn there, just guessing. 9. Someone's own "At school". What the hell are we gonna do about your being in school, save us the story it's all yours not for us. 10. Someone puts "Busy" for 2 months and a week. She must be very busy probably "picking beans" or breaking melons. 11. This pisses off most "Battery about to die" for 3 consecutive months. Should we contact PHCN concerning the power situation of your house or buy you new generator? 12. How can someone be "At the gym" for 4 months? Is he preparing himself for a race against Usain Bolt or he/she want to fight with JOHN CENA? 13. You're always "In a meeting" then focus on the meeting and quit WhatsApp or Is WhatsApp the venue for the meeting? Pls no vex abeg check ur status again.. lol.
Someone says, "Can't talk, WhatsApp only". Dude then throw away your phone, you're not using the phone's Primary function. 8. Someone is "At the movies" for the past 6 weeks. Either he owns the theater or sells popcorn there, just guessing. 9. Someone's own "At school". What the hell are we gonna do about your being in school, save us the story it's all yours not for us. 10. Someone puts "Busy" for 2 months and a week. She must be very busy probably "picking beans" or breaking melons. 11. This pisses off most "Battery about to die" for 3 consecutive months. Should we contact PHCN concerning the power situation of your house or buy you new generator? 12. How can someone be "At the gym" for 4 months? Is he preparing himself for a race against Usain Bolt or he/she want to fight with JOHN CENA? 13. You're always "In a meeting" then focus on the meeting and quit WhatsApp or Is WhatsApp the venue for the meeting? Pls no vex abeg check ur status again.. lol.
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