Ways Of Catching Thief

DIFFERENT COUNTRIES WAYS OF CATCHING THIEF! 1. American police style:: set trap, Allow the thief to attack you, Then you bounce on the thief. 2.China police style ::Chase the thief until he gets tired,then catch him 3.Arab police style ::kidnap the thief's wife and threaten the thief to surrender 4.Indian police style ::Sing for the thief until he comes close to u,then catch him 5. Nigeria police style::catch any body on the street,beat the hell out of him until he agrees that he is a thief...NO BE SOOOOO????