Monday, September 07, 2015
Joke- Declaration Of Assets
Since our president, his vice and others have been declaring their assets, it is very important for me to declare mine too as a good citizen... and it goes thus:
1. Four trousers.
2. 9 T-shirts.
3. No wife
4. Two bathroom slippers.
5. Three shoes.
6. Two palms slippers
7. Two ties.
8. Half bag of pure water.
9. One drum of rain water.
10. One bottle of Oil as a cream (ororo eran dindin).
11. Two GSM (1 China and 1 Android).
12. Three kongo of Black yam flour (elubọ).
13. Six ankara.
14. 3 pots and one kettle.
15. One set of spoons and a set of plates.
16. One lantern.
17. One stove.
18. One gallon for buying kerosine.
19. One carpet and one foam.
20. 14 inch LG Tv.
21. No wife
22. Four boxer and Three singlets.
23. N1000 @ wema bank, and N1,005 @First Bank.
Together we shall make change in Nigeria. Fellow compatriots do endeavor to declare yours too. God bless Nigeria.
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