WISE QUOTES....
1). He who refuses to mix Agege bread and akara as a type of sandwich is a racist - Martin Luther King jnr (1788)
2). He who completely unwraps moimoi and gala before eating cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864)
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Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any - Albert Macauley (1872) 4). Drinking Garri doesn't mean u're poor, but allowing the Garri to swell before drinking is poverty - Queen Elizabeth (1893) 5). Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup, with his eyes wide open, is not afraid of anything - Williams Shakespeare (1900) 6). Anyone who graduates from a conventional school without experiencing a strike, has never been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904) 7). He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomine seasoning sachet is not hungry - Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947) 8). He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume - Nelson Mandela (1973) 9). No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam - Prof Jega (2015) 10). Anyone who reads this without laughing, is either looking for job or needs money badly - Barack Obama (2014). Don't laugh alone, pass it on. ENJOYYY!!!
Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any - Albert Macauley (1872) 4). Drinking Garri doesn't mean u're poor, but allowing the Garri to swell before drinking is poverty - Queen Elizabeth (1893) 5). Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup, with his eyes wide open, is not afraid of anything - Williams Shakespeare (1900) 6). Anyone who graduates from a conventional school without experiencing a strike, has never been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904) 7). He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomine seasoning sachet is not hungry - Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947) 8). He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume - Nelson Mandela (1973) 9). No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam - Prof Jega (2015) 10). Anyone who reads this without laughing, is either looking for job or needs money badly - Barack Obama (2014). Don't laugh alone, pass it on. ENJOYYY!!!
Wise quote indeed. Lol
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