(Lol) Watching Football With Women

Watching Football with women (especially your wife) can be interesting sometimes. The example below is typical (I pity the guy no b small) Wife : Dipo, who's that guy. Is that Chris Brown? Husband: Chris bawo, no na. that's Theo Walcott!!! Wife: Hey! Oh he looks like Chris ni.
...What's that yellow card for? Husband: Its a warning to a player; and red means the player must stop playing and leave the pitch. Wife: Ohhh! It's something similar to a traffic light: Yellow - warning, Red - Stop. Husband: Yeah yeah sure.. You are right.!! Wife: What about the green card? Husband: Ohhh! there's nothing like that in football. Wife: Which teams are these? Husband: Which kind wahala be this na!! God! It's Arsenal and Chelsea. What again! Wife: Ok ok ok! What colour is Arsenal putting on? Husband: You no get eyes No be red jersey be that? Wife: Ok...which team is putting on blue? Husband: (upset)...Omg, Haba, Wetin na. Don't you know its Chelsea? Wife: Enhe? Wow! I want Arsenal to win the world cup. Husband: Wetin concern Arsenal with world cup? Where are you from sef? Wife: Take am easy na! Please who's that old man? Husband: Hmmm... that's Arsenal's coach, Arsene Wenger Wife: Oooh Ok..... I understand now. Sooo that means the other coach is Chelsea Wenger? Husband: You are silly. Wo, arabirin free me jare!! (Changes Channel to African Magic